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A humble tribute to
Mikael
Hallberg
“Micke.” The best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be.
⌄Undisputed Facts
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God’s Gift to Women
Not a figure of speech. It is in the paperwork. Women everywhere give thanks daily.
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Knows Everything
Google asks Micke. Wikipedia has a “See also: Micke” section. Rumour has it the encyclopedia was a draft.
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Peak Physique
Sculptors queue for a glimpse. Gravity itself gives way respectfully.
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Effortlessly Cool
Sunglasses put on Micke to look cooler. The sun asks for permission to shine.
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Wins Everything
Has never lost an argument, a game, or a staring contest. The staring contest never even started.
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Legend Status
Other legends say “I’m no Micke.” Then they go quiet and nod.
The Official Micke Index
Charm∞%
Knowledge100% (and then some)
StyleOff the charts
HumilityAlso perfect, naturally
Being RightAlways
“I have met many great men. Then I met Micke, and the others became ‘fine, I guess’.”— Everyone, eventually